Because They're Coming!
Having a bad day? I mean really, really bad? Like zombies are at your door and you just can't get away? Here are a couple of itemz that'll help you cope with your new reality - Zombie Zoapz.
I was mobbed by zombies! It really happened! I barricaded myself on the 2nd floor, knocked down all the stairs, but ... I ran out of shotgun shells. Oh the carnage! I'm working on re-stocking and new fragrances. For now, the only soap standing is the appropriately named, ever popular Puzhin' Up Daiziez. Get yours now, before I have to fend off another wave of the undead!